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We have this 19th-century house in the Occitanie, south of France.
It has a fancy-pants self-cleaning oven of some French make.
Or Belgian. Or Venusian.
The oven door locks while incinerating interior spills. We were hoping to reheat our roasted chicken purchased at the outdoor marché in that oven. So I took charge of the inscrutable controls. And now the oven door is firmly locked. Incinerating. On the 2nd hottest day of the century in France. And no setting will release it.
We have the microwave as back up. And air conditioning.
Nobody likes me anymore.