ex·is·ten·tial·ism
Georges Joyaux taught this powerful new philosophy at Michigan State University; he'd come from France, married American; Sim One was the first of their 6 children {{{ in truth, so common: her oopsie occurrence triggered the marriage }}}; Alain came next: don't buy two-for-the-price-of-one condoms I guess was the lesson there; then Nicole blah blah blah ... they're all Existentialists and magnificently accomplished, responsible adults; the planet is better for them all.