Asking for a friend
And kinda asking for the future
Can we retire your #?
You're 45, right?
Can we retire that # as if it never happened?
Not sure American history deserves you at the table
Or even in the For Dummies overview
alongside Washington
Franklin
Jefferson
Adams
Hamilton
Lincoln
both Roosevelts
Truman
Eisenhower
Kennedy
Carter
Reagan
Obama
Oh, heck: even Nixon had some moves
I hope a 3-year-old paints your official portrait