I USE
as does my peepeepal and yours DONALD
(Ignorant is the New Black; Rich Has ALWAYS Been Enough)
TRUMP rhymes with DUMP
as in a misled electoral college took a
as is UK slang for FART
he he he uses the very same Cross pen
I have have have right now in my hands
his to sign decrees and orders
and (shall we?) guillotin-ings
it feels
heavy
right
dignified
solid
responsible
balanced
that may be this pen's fatal flaw, history (we used to teach that, for a reason)
will decide