The Little Words Mean the Most

SOON IN RELEASE: my new book. "I Trim My Toenails With a Dremel"

 

 

[subtitle]

 

An Olde Man's Confession of Grooming Gone Wrong

 

 

 

whoever did this, thank you; unless that's Bannon beneath the mask; Holy Upset!!!

 

 

Beth Ann My Mann

 

 

 

@ BloomCon 2017: Kivi Leroux Miller, Marc Suspicious Bowtie Guy Pitman, and what's his name: TOGETHER AGAIN!!!

 

The Alaskan crab dish on the right that looks like a hand was served for lunch.

 

 

Can't decide which nickname works best in a nursery rhyme about the foolish ego on the wall...

 

Trumpty-Dumpty

 

OR

 

Humpty-Trumpty

 

What do YOU think?

 

today I disappointed hundreds of paying attendees @ this AFP webinar

 

 

 

TO REGISTER for the next attempt

 

NICE IDEA DIDN'T WORK OUT

 

 

 

NIDWO

 

 

 

 

sunset without curtains / this is our bedroom

double red ale tastes like the

underwashed armpit of a good flannel outer shirt THAT GOOD. CT cocktail mistress Irene Tan recommended this coupling "TO DIE FOR!!!" for my next Manhattan. she was so right

 

The tools are at hand. A creative session begins.

 

 

 

that pen is a gift from Sean Triner. it is the same Cross pen every US president uses to sign executive orders. it IS a weighty thing that runs dry quickly

TRAITOR LIES: it flows on it own

it writes at night when my hand's in bed, asleep and twitching like Precious

this Cross pen leads armies

it reorders order

 

 

 

U Can Sell Marriage as a Meme

 

 

 

there is "marriage get-together" time and there is "leave me alone" time / twain never meet? The Amazon/Facebook/Trump WH/Series, with major funding from RealRussia dot com.