you have reached the voicebox of Tom Ahern and the ears attached ~ I have been in Toronto ~ polar bears directed traffic ~ Santa Claus had already come and gone and declared the city unfit ~ as ever, the first calls were to the city's fundraisers: WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!! HOW MUCH CAN you RAISE?
"Dear Santa, what I wish for is your MAGIC EMPOWERMENT candy cane that turns 70% The % who are female) into ferocious beasts demanding better working conditions. Santa, will ya?"