a server at Lolita described herself, per her grandmother, as "a fresh plate of ginger"
DT had a story, about a fly that could not escape his hair
GAS: acronym for Generally Accepted as Safe, for the crap you shovel into your mouth unwittingly expecting it won't kill you because you trust certain brands and your own government to monitor toxins in the grocery store (insert mordant laughter here)
Did you know: Cranberry bogs are toxic waste dumps; and even MIT isn't sure how to remedy that