He stalked the plank stage.
Every heavy step raised a small plume of dust from the grooves.
He took undue pride in his heavy steps. He liked heavy steps himself. Maybe a few more heavy steps would be good for the world. He often imagined they might well be.
Finally he looked up and out and around.
Bodies shifted at tables. He wiped his glasses and checked them against the stagelights.
He thought he had them. Pretty sure. They'd been with him up to now. He might as well try something that wasn't a softball. His moss-olive eyes sped across the audience one last time.
DON'T THINK! he abused himself internally. Self-abuse: another commonplace. Bully yourself. Not exactly an adept at concentration, are you brother. He had no brother. "Let my eyes run!" Free-range eyeballs. Unfastened from his deliberate ancient Yankee Harvard sea captain of a governor. He tried not to think.
He saw. He didn't look. He saw.
He saw a lot of women's faces. Make a guess? Average age maybe 45. Young in his tired eyes. Not too many gray heads. Not a sea of dye either.
And then he had a thought, from his own 67-year-old soul. "You cannot out-patronize the elderly. You should hear what they think of you."