Simone just called from the road. When the guy at the check-in desk says, "Wow, you're the best-dressed person we've ever had stay here," should you get TF out!?!?!? Pray for her. She's in rural northwestern Connecticut, at a place called the Hitching Post. There are no phones in the rooms. What does that say? At least it's leaf-peeping season, so she's not the only car in the lot.