I'm in France ... in my 2nd home, which is in France ... and what distracts me? The infinitesimal ants that found a crumb in our kitchen and turned it into a rollicking Love Boat. The spotty electricity. The dangerous vapors that arise from sewers built for a few medieval posteriors. The rain (a visit from a timid aunt). The overbearing sun (a visit from a loud uncle). The lack of true treasures at the yard sales (still: a vase from Paris). And yet: I have 7 (true) farm-made cheeses in my fridge. I have exquisite local wine that has NEVER seen -- and WILL never see -- US shores. I have an entire language I do not comprehend (trust me: that's a great thing; imagine if the ads that batter you meant NOTHING).