"You can mess with an old's man honor. But don't fool with his reputation. When an old guy's legacy is challenged, thoughts can easily turn toward murder."
Opening lines of a new murder mystery series. In each volume, a wealthy donor dies. (It's a start.) Vulgar but brilliant "Donald Tramp" might be a recurring character in the series.
I'm selling the minor characters' names to charity, without implying one speck of editorial input. Buy a name, put immortality up for bid. This is modeled after a campaign in the UK. Copyright in this kind-of "donor murders" version by Tom Ahern. As well as forthright, birthright, right is might. In the UK, righty-right.