The Little Words Mean the Most

Epidramas

Her concentration is her Achilles Heel. If she's on task, I can tiptoe by her and she won't notice the slight noise of my escape.

Why did I buy you? A love story

"Then why did I buy you?" I'm not keeping her company. She prefers company if she's relaxing.

Failed T, never sold

s,m,l,xl,gargantuan,global,universal

It's the most dangerous time of the night...

...for harmonious marital relations: cocktail time. Witness: Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? Rest my case.

Italy is so beautiful, I'm told

People ask, "What did you see?" This is Italy, at the Festival del Fundraising. Me training; evals: 3.84 out of 4. What do I see most times in far distant lands: Airport, car, hotel bedroom, hotel conference room, dining for one. Then reverse the sequence. Yeah, I love it. See, though, how I have a bowling-pin profile? My waist is the widest part? That is accumulated pleasure.

Because I was born a cartoon male

I think that emptying the ice cube trays into the bin is an act of community service. Yes, we have a very basic refrigerator.

Ahern officially announces his vote...

..is up for grabs. I loved Obama. I defended Obama. Now his justice department is cracking down on medical weed? Really? That's the nation's big issue? Give me any reasonable alternative at this point. I'm ready for Ron Paul. Not the Republican Ron Paul, of course. I simply cannot pull that lever. Give me the "I've just landed from a planet much wiser than yours" Ron Paul.

Obama: I swear. This time I am not kidding. Sir: you did watch the NH GOP debates, right? Bachmann sounded sane. Threw me for a loop. Now I hear from an insider that Bachmann's whole, "Ooops, did I say Saks 5th Avenue sewed the original flag? I meant Boopsy Ross" schtick is so she can lead the MSM around by the nose and raise TONS more money. Fire your advisors. Hire her advisors.