Well, I am sorry. About a lot of things. But this post is about our new front door mat. I had a T-shirt made for Simone that declared, "I am NOT your employee." Simone has since customarily in her memory rewritten the T-shirt to say, "I am NOT your administrative assistant."  Which explains our different points of view; a pleasant robot would do as an administrative assistant. You want a partner? Don't treat him like a cold sore. In retaliation, I bought a new front doormat.