Fundraising Institute of New Zealand. Day one: teach 6 hour master class. Day two: learn about social media. Day three: a plenary on donor newsletters and my workshop on cases. L-r: "the worm," a device-driven way of instantly evaluating a debate; a urinal with a baked-in fly image, proven to aid men in aiming -- I led a tour of fascinated women into the men's room, so they could see this wonder, which improves cleanliness in male bathrooms significantly, amongst my tour-ees a mom with two young boys (she uses floating balls for aiming, with mixed results); the gala, where national awards were made (we were seated at table #1, right across from New Zealand's minister of revenue, Hon. Peter Dunne); black light wearable art (the dandelion is actually a woman's hat); Japanese dining out the last night; our chariot home to North America (where I watched mid-Pacific a delightful, low-budget New Zealand film, Eagle vs. Shark [2007], directed by Taika Waititi; his new film, Boy, has just been released; we saw that, too); Fanny Adams women's briefs, New Zealand's favorite undies (the promise: they won't ride up, no panty line), purchased at the farmer's market; direct mail entrepreneur, Australia's Sean Triner, Pareto co-founder, demonstrating the snake that surprisingly bit him.