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August 24, 2009

Airborne cassoulet

Question: Can we take factory-canned French-made cassoulet aboard an airliner in our carry-on luggage?

Answer: (1) It screens like a land mine. (2) It has the consistency of C4 plastic explosive.

Posted at 07:42 PM in Cocktails & Napkins |

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