i need collaborators the Ducklings?
1: Check for outrageous nose-hairs. Ones threatening to escape. Ones curling around the outside of the nostril, pretending to be a cell tower or maybe a draft moustache. This happens especially to dads. Biology. Hormones. Lousy engineering. It happens. Children: you're so much shorter, though. You will notice. Let him know. Grooming matters to successful dads.
#2: He's an authority figure! UGH!!! What are his other weak spots, besides nose hairs? Turn your dad into a lifelong study project.